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Men and Leather

Posted by retiredpo1 on 01/24/2010

Did you know this about Leather Dresses?

Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heartbeat quickens, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

It’s because she smells like a new truck!

From my friend Miss Mary.


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